Birthday Recap

Here's recounting the last six years of David's birthday that have somehow managed to be ruined, a lot of the time by me:

Happy 26th Birthday to my awesome, patient husband.

The Consequences of Ignoring a Beggar

Stairmaster

Repeat for half an hour.

David will be posting Monday's Fuzzbutts for me. Possible side effects may include heartburn, nausea, indigestion, sudden loss of the phallus, erratic toenail growth, hairy moles, pubic lice, and unstoppable oozing of the ear canal.

You Look Like You Could Suck a Golfball Through a Garden Hose!

David has told me a few stories of how he's shot groundhogs from an upstairs window of his parents' house. I can't help but visualize him as one of those kids who returned from Vietnam and wasn't quite right ever again, hanging out of a bedroom window with a .22 caliber, playing God.

:helicopter blades fade off in the distance: