You Look Like You Could Suck a Golfball Through a Garden Hose!

David has told me a few stories of how he's shot groundhogs from an upstairs window of his parents' house. I can't help but visualize him as one of those kids who returned from Vietnam and wasn't quite right ever again, hanging out of a bedroom window with a .22 caliber, playing God.

:helicopter blades fade off in the distance: